right for the target

I usually don’t open my junk mail, but from time to time curiosity gets the better of me. Here’s the opener of one this morning:

Fat Bald Ugly Insecure Broke?


Did you know you can learn to hypnotize women into bed?

Come on, dude – you can’t tell me you don’t need a little extra edge when it comes to scoring. It’s FUN, and it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Here we have to admire the advertiser’s direct targeting of his (I assume it’s a he) audience. I guess he’s hoping for someone to have an epiphany: “You know, I am bald and ugly, and maybe that’s why I’m not getting any girls – I should give this a go”.

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